A universal form of inter-bike greeting will be found here: the extension of two fingers up from the handle, ever so cool; optionally, a nod is thrown in. Unless confronted with the dilemma of Harley riders who do not wave, nor do they acknowledge the existence of anyone outside Harley's closed highway door. Theirs is the theme party next door, and we weren't invited. Still, each time I spot a shiny, feral Hog approaching, I think maybe, just maybe, this time I'll do that right thing and be waved into his world. Hesitantly, I extend my fingers in greeting, only to once again have them blown backward in the whoosh of his passing. Nary a blink in my direction! Next is the ol' lady driving her own Harley, her nose nestled firmly in the clouds. I am utterly alone, my un-American bike and me an insult to the road and source of shame to the leather-clad righteous. It's a Prix St. George Dressage competition, and I've shown up seated with proud ignorance upon my donkey--what could I even be thinking?

Riding onward, I soon encounter a passive biker like myself, and sure enough our fingers stand at attention for one another. My deflated balloon sucks in much needed helium, and I laugh inside the confines of my shielded helmet. We all know VW Bug drivers on America's highways will always see the other Bug drivers, as Porsche owners are busy regarding their own, but we motorcycle riders are the only ones who actually acknowledge one another.

Biking for me is playing dress-up while I make believe a statement is being made. Yet it need not remain a solitary sport; the man in my life also rides a motorcycle, same type as my own only larger. Being romantically old-fashioned, I prefer his owning the big one, and as a man, the Big One seems to hold some primordial significance for him as well. When cruising together, I choose to sit behind him rather than ride my own bike; it's a wonderful coziness and liberation from responsibility. All assumed statements evaporate as my status is altered to that of "passenger," my legs cuddling his while he mans the controls barefisted (alas, I am alone in my fingerless glove obsession.) The freedom of flight becomes ours together as we escape into that zone somewhere above the level of your average commute. In no other capacity is driving such a passionate adventure, a rolling metaphor of all that can be right in a relationship, even when the drive is a mere 10-minute odyssey to the store for a carton of milk. On the road to and from our mortal errand, we are freed.

I wonder if I could persuade him to join me in my dream visit to a tattoo parlor for some cheap and tawdry body-art, throwing in a few cigarettes as well. Unlit, of course, but we can pretend. And pretty soon it'll be me heading into the sunset sticking my helmet-shielded nose in the air as we Yamahas ride by the Harleys, who wish we'd wave. Sorry babes; this party is closed.

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