38. Beer.

39. Beer.

40. Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.

41. Beer.

42. Lower car from jack stands.

43. Accidentally crush one of the jack stands.

44. Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during step 23.

45. Beer.

46. Test drive car.

47. Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.

48. Car gets impounded.

49. Make bail: Get car from impound yard.

Money spent:
Parts $ 50.00
Beer $ 25.00
Replace Jacks $ 75.00 (hey, the colors have to match!)
Bail $1,000.00
Towing & Impound $ 200.00
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Total $1,350.00

The look on your wife's face .... Priceless!

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