WHAT
THEY SAY:
|
WHAT
THEY MEAN:
|
| "Don't
worry; we've seen this problem before." |
"Repairs
like this one put my eight kids through college." |
| "This
shouldn't take long." |
"You'll
be eligible for Social Security before we're done." |
| "We'll
take care of everything." |
"Hand
over your credit card and call us in the morning." |
| "This
is an easy fix..." |
"All
you need to do is buy a new car." |
| "Of
course you're not the only one who's ever done this to her vehicle." |
"We
were reading about this guy in Ripley's Believe it or Not." |
| "No
customers allowed in the work area." |
"No
one is allowed to interrupt our on-going poker game." |
| "We've
got a TV in the other room to help pass the time while you wait." |
"We'll
get to your car when we get to it, so stop breathing down our
necks and go play with the broken TV knob." |
| "There's
coffee in the corner." |
"A
vile brew that will make your stomach feel as bad as your car's
engine does right now." |
| "Cash
only." |
"We
trust you even less than you trust us." |
| "Not
responsible for valuables left in the car." |
"If
you want your stuff back, come to our booth at the 6th Street
flea market." |
| "Not
responsible for cars left over 30 days." |
"We
also own Bargain Tony's Quality Used Cars." |
| "90-Day
Limited Warranty on all repairs." |
"Bye
bye, sucker. See you in three months." |
